i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men
*rolls eyes* *eyes keep rolling* *eyes don’t stop rolling* *eyes pick up momentum and start rolling me out of the building* *never stops rolling*
"If you’re going to fall in love with me, it’s only fair that you know what you’re falling in love with. You are falling in love with my immaturity, my constant need to feel loved and appreciated, my overactive tear ducts, my internet obsession, my tendency to be a little too clingy. You fall in love with my troubled past, and my hopes and dreams, and how I’m a hopeless romantic at heart. If you fall in love with me, you fall in love with all my imperfections and my perception that nobody could ever love me. But, you are also falling in love with the way my eyes will smile when I’m with you, the way I’ll text you in the mornings just trying to get you to wake up. You’re falling in love with the occasional humorous and thought-provoking things I say, and the way I blush when people ask me about you. But to me, the most important thing will be that you are falling in love with me."
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY