• horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

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viserystargarayen:

image

this is what i like to see

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sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

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(Source: cloudiness, via jaredlamely)

pyrop:

fuckyeahpooping:

What do people even talk about on dates

anime

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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