rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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thecollegeprepster:

Stopping by to say hello to Eloise. (at The Plaza Hotel)

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Timestamp: 1405896982

thecollegeprepster:

Stopping by to say hello to Eloise. (at The Plaza Hotel)

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humansofnewyork:

"My friend came up to me and said: ‘Alfredo! There’s some guy over there jerking off in front of women and kids.’ So I ran up to this guy, and I said: ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put your shit back in your pants and get the fuck out of the park!’ And he stood up, and he got in my face, and he started to say: ‘Fuck you!’ But after he said ‘fuck,’ and before he said ‘you,’ I clocked him right in the face and knocked him out. When the cops came, I told them the story, and they said: ‘You better get out of here before the boss gets here.’ So I left the park, but this guy’s tooth was lodged in my hand. And he had some sort of infection. Cause two days later, my legs swell up like balloons, and I’ve barely been able to walk since."

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Timestamp: 1405835569

humansofnewyork:

"My friend came up to me and said: ‘Alfredo! There’s some guy over there jerking off in front of women and kids.’ So I ran up to this guy, and I said: ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put your shit back in your pants and get the fuck out of the park!’ And he stood up, and he got in my face, and he started to say: ‘Fuck you!’ But after he said ‘fuck,’ and before he said ‘you,’ I clocked him right in the face and knocked him out. When the cops came, I told them the story, and they said: ‘You better get out of here before the boss gets here.’ So I left the park, but this guy’s tooth was lodged in my hand. And he had some sort of infection. Cause two days later, my legs swell up like balloons, and I’ve barely been able to walk since."

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

casualblessings:

May you find cute clothes that fit you when you go thrift shopping

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Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend // The Governor’s Ball // June 8, 2014

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Timestamp: 1405807428

Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend // The Governor’s Ball // June 8, 2014

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afterellen:

pinkspotlight:

the first step towards confidence is not being afraid to be ugly

once you get over the fear of being unattractive and stop equating beauty with other good things in life (friends, love, happiness) it’s a lot easier to love yourself unconditionally

your job is not to sit around and be pretty and easy on everyone else’s eyes

your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and look however the fuck you want while doing it

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  • Trackname:

    I Miss You
  • Artist:

    Frank Ocean

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Timestamp: 1405802980

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